Tonight I'm just in one of those peeved moods. And it started because of Number 10.
10. Misspelling my name on Facebook... IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!
9. And this motion...
I see this and it's instant anger.
Singing over me in the car... (Sallie Garner Williams)
7. Phil Mickelson's SHORT sleeves
6. Accidental iPhone Muting.
(Purposeful "Mute": RULES!)
5. Pageant-girl personalities... Just act natural!
4. Amanda Bynes... Just act normal!
3. The fact that the "Door Close" and "Door Open" elevator buttons take 1 second too long to figure out which is which and then in the end, they do NOTHING!
Close! GO! Hurry! Noooo!
Dang it.
Tell me that's not hard to read during a panicky glance!
2. these buggers:
because they make these buggers:
....GROSS! Don't Google "bug bites".
Y Numero Uno:
Calling it "di-a-bet-us"
You may say "coo-pons" or "pee-cans" or something really dumb like "tome-ah-toes" but let it be understood... It's "di-a-beet-eeees" "...eeeee". Say it! "Eeeeeeeees"!
wheew!
ok, I feel good.
Love, Carole
(with an "e")
So I would not be excused if I had a bad teacher and she taught me to say "di-a-bet-us" instead of with an "e" sound? So what happens in that case would you still get upset? But I enjoyed your rant, good that you have found a way to unleash the inner anger and not lash out going on a killing spree. Also i must say that your name is easily confused b/c it is not the usual way Carole is spelled, you know with the missing "e". By the looks of it you have a thing for the letter "e" you see rant ten is for misspelling your and then the top rant is b/c people pronounce "u" in stead of "e". Is that coincidence or am I the only one that notices this? Made the huge mistake of "googleing" buggers not quite what i expected. Were you referring to bugs, ants, chiggers, fleas,etc.? B/c if you Google it, which you should so that you would find Google's definition, buggers it quite disgusting and I think you would rephrase your second rant. I must agree with the sibling situation my car my rules and that has to be respected at all times. Rant #9 cant stand rude people and the best way to know how a person is for real, well there driving etiquette can really tell you who they are. When number 9 happens again do something to really upset the other people and that is smile and polite that always gets them more mad and you get a kick out of there frustration. You can always act the biblical way, you know what Luke 6:29 says on how to react, it sucks, but you know you are doing the right thing.
ReplyDeleteWell I must say i really enjoyed your rant hopefully i can read and laugh at other people people's expense in the near future.
signing of till next time,
ZVE