Tonight I'm just in one of those peeved moods. And it started because of Number 10.
10. Misspelling my name on Facebook... IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!
9. And this motion...
I see this and it's instant anger.
Singing over me in the car... (Sallie Garner Williams)
7. Phil Mickelson's SHORT sleeves
6. Accidental iPhone Muting.
(Purposeful "Mute": RULES!)
5. Pageant-girl personalities... Just act natural!
4. Amanda Bynes... Just act normal!
3. The fact that the "Door Close" and "Door Open" elevator buttons take 1 second too long to figure out which is which and then in the end, they do NOTHING!
Close! GO! Hurry! Noooo!
Dang it.
Tell me that's not hard to read during a panicky glance!
2. these buggers:
because they make these buggers:
....GROSS! Don't Google "bug bites".
Y Numero Uno:
Calling it "di-a-bet-us"
You may say "coo-pons" or "pee-cans" or something really dumb like "tome-ah-toes" but let it be understood... It's "di-a-beet-eeees" "...eeeee". Say it! "Eeeeeeeees"!
wheew!
ok, I feel good.
Love, Carole
(with an "e")